Dinner for Two!

2 months that is! Yesterday was officially 2 months since the wedding and my beautiful wife prepared us a surf and turf dinner! So much for the diet!

Man, she is a little ratatouille!




Yes, that's asparagus, lobster, and steak! Not to mention the asiago cheese bread and Lemmon pepper broccoli! Damn I'm spoiled. Luckily there wasn't any wormy potatoes hehe sick Bee!

Well cheers to us and here's to the first year of our marriage.




Btw after she downed her wine, she was out. Knocked out on the couch so I (being the wonderful husband that I am) cleaned the whole kitchen. Took me an hour, but it was worth it to see her smile. I might have screwed myself though, because now she knows I can clean.

Sticky Froggy

If you had $2 and were walking along Target, what would your dream item be? If you said Sticky Frog you'd be right there with Sarah H from work. She bought a 12 pack of sticky frogs and decided to give me 6. Those sticky frogs have landed every where at LD, some on the ceiling, some on The windows, and some in people's hair, and 1 in my pocket.



My pocket? Yes, my pocket. I brought one home with the idea of scaring... I mean showing Bianca.

I planted it by the backdoor, because my poor wife is often going to the garage to wash our clothes.

Sure enough, she walked right through my trap, laundry basket in hand. Ribbit ribbit.

"Dan!" she yelled. I ran over and acted like it was a dead frog. I picked it up with a paper towel, because yuck imagine touching it with your hands! And of course ended up tossing it into her laundry basket. She screamed a deathly cry. If my neighbors thought we were douches before I wonder what they think now.

The best part is that after I told her that it was a toy and was playing with it , she was still scared of it. I tossed it onto her a few times as she ran from me until she finally held it on her own.

That look doesn't seem too pleased:



I guess the husband of the year award may have to wait until next year.

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New Gym Pass

So I have followed in my brother's footsteps and joined a 2nd gym. Depending on how good it is I may cancel my Bally's membership.

The gym I signed up with on a trial basis is a Jewish Community which is literally down the street from my work. Now I'm not racist , but am a bit ignorant when it comes to the Jewish community. I expected people walking around with yamakas and dreidals spinning on the floor, but to my surprise it was very normal looking. There was a receptionist in the front and a black guy working the gym desk. I was way off.

It reminds me of the Downey YMCA and gives that same type of family vibe. There aren't too many people working out, so work-outs should be quick and to the point. No waiting around.

When I walked into the men's locker room I (unfortunately) decided on weighing myself. When I removed my clothing I couldn't help but remember the Moon Landing episode from Modern Family. Hilarious! Luckily I didn't cross paths with anyone. This is my official weight:




I wanted to try and take a pic of me on the scale, but the only person near me was an old fat naked guy (hopefully not me in 30 years). The picture could wait until next time.

Food:

I ate like crap so far but am going to start drinking slim fast. Which I did try today. Not bad, but also not filling. We'll see where it goes.

Breakfast: I had 1/2 a breakfast burrito that a friend gave me and a banana
Snack: Fiber1 bar. Delicious.
Snack again: hehe I was hungry. Hummus with crackers.
Lunch: slim fast.

Tip of the day:
Someone once told me that your metabolism is like a fire pit and you need to keep feeding it small amounts of wood, so that it burns faster. A big piece (or big meal) will take a lot longer to burn.


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