
Thursday, July 8, 2010
9 year anniversary

Saturday, January 9, 2010
Working Out for the Wedding

After:

Wish me luck Everyone!!!
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Food Tasting


Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Shedding pounds with a stinky frown
I look to my right, no one there. I look to my left, jack pot. It's a big black lady who looks right back at me, and gives me the, "um huh" grunt. I give her a disgusted look and she acts like nothing happens and keeps on walking. I quit my run, because I' m tired and running is a lot harder when you're holding your breath. I say "that's nasty quietly, but loud enough for her to hear me" and walk towards the bicycle machine. Thank you black lady, thank you for making me cut my jog short.
Don't you hate that? Has this ever happened to you. There should be a no fart rule placed at all gyms. Especially in the cardio section. If you fart while doing sit-ups so be it (I'm guilty of this all the time), but while running, gross. I can still taste it in my mouth.
Yuck, gonna go brush my teeth now.
Story of Us Part III
As they approached a house that was located four houses down from Danger’s they saw a yellow fire hydrant in the front. “This has to be it!” They all proclaimed. There was music playing inside the house and the lights were on throughout. “Alright, I’ll ring the doorbell. Benny you do the talking.” Danger commanded like a drill instructor in the Marines. They approached the door and Danger rang the doorbell. In what felt like a blink of an eye, two girls answered the door.
“Hi.” One said at the door as the other stood there with a thoughtless smile on her face. The girl who answered the door had long brown hair, and was wearing glasses. She smiled as she waited for a response from the guys and as she smiled the whole night lit up.
“Hey” Danger finally greeted coming back from the slow motion flash forward he had about their future together. “I’m Danny. I live four houses down.”
“I’m Bianca and this is Paola, come in. We have a few friends over and we’re just hanging out listening to music.” said the angel that answered the front door.
“Ok. Cool. We’ll come in in a second.” Danger answered. The guys huddled in the front and all came to a consensus that these girls were beautiful. “I call Bianca” Danger called out to the group as they all frowned. “Fine, I got Paola.” Benny quickly replied as the others were left without a chance to even open their mouths. “It’s ok guys, we’ll play it out and see what happens.” Danger suggested to the group knowing in his heart that he just met the girl of his dreams and that none of them had any real shot at her. Danger could already envision the Dawson’s Creek like relationship in his head and his heart was pounding through his chest. They all agreed to “play it out” and walked in.Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Yummy Menu, Beautiful Venue
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Story of Us Part II
They set forth through the pitch black night walking hurriedly to the house Danger assumed he had to be right. “I’ve seen a girl at this corner house, but it’s not four houses down. Maybe these girls just don’t know how to count” Danger told the group. The group chuckled like giddy school girls, because they were worked up about meeting new girls from their cross town rival school. “Ok guys, hold it together. We need to look cool for these girls.” Danger said in an arrogant tone while wearing his Letterman Jacket.
They arrived promptly at the corner and noticed that all the lights in the house were off. “That’s weird.” Sean said. “Are you sure this is it?”
“Yeah, I’m telling you I saw a girl here before.” Danger answered.
“Where’s the fire hydrant?” Benny questioned.
“Umm. I don’t know. It’s dark; we probably just don’t see it.” Danger replied not sounding as confident as before. They huddled together and all appeared fearful of ringing the doorbell. “Stop being wusses, let’s do this already.”
Danger lead the group straight to the front door. He rang the doorbell and waited. Nothing. He rang the doorbell again. Nothing. Then as they were turning away, “What do you want?” an old man wheezed from a crack in the door. He was wearing a bath robe and as he opened the door a strong smell of smoke and old people (bengay, medicine, and cat pee) escaped through. “Umm. Is your daughter home?” Danger muttered to the old man, losing any bit of confidence he had at the beginning of their walk and trying not to breathe.
“My daughter? I don’t have a daughter. Now get out of here, before I grab my gun!” The old man shouted. Old people tend to get upset about nothing very often. The boys sped off without even looking back trying to forget the old people smell that engulfed them at the door.
“What the hell!” Benny screamed as the boys ran farther away from the house. “Stinky, I’m going to kill you.”
Stinky whined, “I swear guys they wanted to meet us. I don’t know what happened.”
They looked at each other and finally Benny said what they were all thinking, “Maybe, they tricked us. There aren’t any girls.” The guys walked away with their heads down. They walked slowly down the street and felt the cold of the night stinging away at their skin.
“Well there wasn’t a hydrant and this was more than four houses down. Maybe it was the wrong house.” Sean thought out loud.
Danger replied, “You could be right, but then where would they be?”
“Let’s try the other corner.” Benny said. The gang got excited again and made their way in the other direction towards the other corner.